It’s a Crow Thing

It’s a Crow Thing

I have a reputation with the crows in my neighbourhood.

At least, I like to think I do.

Whenever I go on a walk, I greet them like old friends. β€œGood morning,” I’ll say to the one perched on the traffic sign. β€œYou’re looking particularly glossy today,” I’ll tell another as it struts across the sidewalk like it owns the place (which, honestly, it probably does).

They answer back, of course. Loudly. Dramatically. As if they’re correcting my grammar or gossiping about the pigeons down the block. Sometimes one will fly overhead and caw right on cue, and I can’t help but feel like I’ve been acknowledged by the council.

In my imagination, they’re keeping a file on me. Human who talks. Walks slowly. Seems harmless. Might offer crumbs someday.

I narrate my route to them, comment on the clouds, and occasionally ask important questions like, β€œSo, what’s the crow news today?” They never give a straight answer, but the conversation flows anyway, carried by wingbeats and echoes.

It turns an ordinary walk into something slightly magical β€” a stroll through a world where the birds are characters, the street is a stage, and I’m just another creature passing through, chatting with the locals.