Pokémon x Umbrella Academy: Temporal Chaos Expansion
“Not everything can be solved with time travel, but it does not stop them from trying.” 🎩
Ultra Rare Full-Art:
Luthorax
Type: Normal/Fighting
Ability: Emotional Baggage – Slows movement, but powers up when nobody checks in on him.
Signature Move: Moonpunch Melancholia – Deals 80 damage and one vague feeling of abandonment.
“He did not ask to be Number One. He just wanted snacks and a little peace.”
Greniego
Type: Water/Dark
Weapon of choice: 43 throwing knives and exactly zero coping mechanisms
Signature Move: Blades Before Therapy – Flip 3 coins. For every heads, deal damage. For every tails, sulk.
“He never misses. Except emotional cues.”
Allicat
Type: Normal/Fairy
Style: Soft-glam, dangerous charm, emotional mic drops
Vibes: Thinks in monologues. Would definitely walk away from an argument in slow motion.
Ability: “Rumour Has It…”
Once per turn, you may whisper a fabricated effect — and it happens.
(Example: “I heard your attack missed.” It does. You win. She leaves with flawless eyeliner.)
Signature Move: Whisper of Will
Choose any one of your opponent’s Pokémon. That Pokémon now supports your dreams and ghosts its trainer.
“They said she talked too much. But when she stopped talking, the world broke.”
Klaymin
Form: Sky Form — but always floating just slightly off-ground like an accidental séance
Type: Grass/Ghost
Mood: “I am a pacifist, but I will emotionally ruin you.”
Ability: Deadpan Bloom
Each turn, summon 1 fainted Pokémon to deliver a cryptic message and disappear in petals. +10 charisma.
Passive Ability: Talks to Fainted Pokémon
– Can summon one fainted Pokémon per turn to monologue dramatically before vanishing into mist.
Signature Move: Petal Séance
Flip a coin.
- Heads: You receive ancestral wisdom.
- Tails: You cry in the bathtub with scented candles and emerge stronger.
“He says he does not care. But he feels everything, and he remembers all of it.”
Fiveon
Species: The Existential Fixer Pokémon Classification: Chronically Done™
Type: Dark/Psychic
Vibe: Old soul trapped in a young body. Hates everyone but technically keeps saving them.
Looks: Sharp gaze, floofy tail, permanent “I am too tired for this” aura.
Ability: Temporal Snarl
Once per battle, reverse the last turn. All damage is undone, but everyone feels a bit worse about themselves.
Signature Move: Espresso Collapse
Boosts speed by 300% for 3 turns, then immediately naps in existential dread.
Secondary Move: Time Slice
A dark-psychic type slash across timelines. 50% chance to hit past trauma instead of the current opponent.
“He has seen the end of the world seven times. He is still unimpressed.”
Benacool
Type: Water/Ghost
Form: OG Umbrella Academy
Vibe: Gentle. Anxious. Dead. Still more emotionally stable than his siblings.
Ability: Spirit Ink –
Opponent’s next attack misses. They are too haunted by your soft eyes and posthumous guilt.
Signature Move: Tentacle Hug of Eternal Sadness
Wraps around target. No damage — just unresolved grief. Enemy cries. You cry. Klaus senses it.
“He didn’t ask to be the heart. He just happened to have one.”
Viiktal
Type: Dark/Sound (Sound is real now, because Viiktal said so)
Ability: Resonant Dissonance –
All Pokémon on the field must discard their held items. They no longer matter.
Signature Move: Requiem Surge 🎻🌪️
Deal 120 damage to the loudest card on the opponent’s bench. If Viiktal has taken damage, everyone on the field feels it.
Secondary Move: Stillness Fracture
No energy required. No animation. Just ends your turn and theirs. Emotional silence falls.
Passive Effect: Self-Tuning
Each turn, Viiktal adjusts. Becomes clearer. Stronger. Harder to ignore.
“He did not break the world. The world broke him first.”
Collect the whole family for these limited moves:
- Shock and Sob
Flip a coin. If heads, the opponent is electrocuted. If tails, you trauma bond. - Séance Spiral
Confuses both players. And your dealer. - Party Faint
Sacrifices turn to dance barefoot on the battlefield. No one wins, but everyone feels…something. - Sibling Drama
Pick any 2 cards. They now have unresolved issues.
