Score Card

1. The Chaos Bracket

Each fight gets locked into simple branches: winner moves forward, loser gets dramatically booed off the stage.

2. Power Score (0–10, totally unscientific)

How physically dangerous they are.

3. Emotional Messiness Score (0–10, deeply scientific, certified by comic-book chaos)

How catastrophically unhinged they are in their inner life.

4. Banter Score (optional, but hilarious)

How entertaining they are mid-fight.

5. Fight Narrative

Dramatic & ridiculous.

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