Good evening, dear listeners, you tuned into JW Eirdflower FM, though the FM doesnβt stand for anything itβs simply there to show that I am broadcasting somewhere, to anyoneβ¦ it could even be you, and this is the only radio station with silence is a star – I am simply the unfortunate soul who interrupted it.
Now we begin with a letter. Yes, a physical piece of paper with words on it, this was truly the peak of messaging on another and reads
βDear JW, what is your vocal routine? You always be sounding so smoothβ
Before I answer that question, I would like to say thank you for the message, Margaret. My vocal routine consists of:
-Taking a warm shower
-Having a good cup of tea
-Painting the walls with the blood of my enemies
Though not necessarily in that order, I find that nothing works best if one doesnβt ask questions or wonder where all this bone comes from.
