The Art of Doing Nothing (and Failing at It)
Iβve recently decided to master the noble art of doing nothing. Unfortunately, it turns out Iβm terrible at it. Every time I sit down to βrelax,β I remember a dozen…
Occasionally Sincere
Rewrite This Like a Human: A Workbook for the Chronically Confused, Emotionally Constipated, and Occasionally Sincere (Subtitled: βThe Language of Grown-Ups Who Have Stopped Auditioning for Martyrdom.β) Lesson One: βI…
Letters From The Front Lines
Summer of β22. The garden. The Great War. βΈ» Dear Human, Day 1 We noticed you planted lettuce. Bold move. We are thrilled. Love, The Snail Syndicate Dear Human, Day…
An Introduction No One Asked For (Including Me)
Greetings, I suppose. This is a blog. I am one of the people behind "the curtain". I wouldnβt call myself βexcitedβ to be here, but Iβm present, which in this…