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(con't from here) Instead of choosing which PokΓ©mon shows up, the grass has its own secret rules: β’If you just saw a Pikachu, the grass says: βNext time, there is…
Markov, I Choose You!
[Scene opens in Professor Oakβs lab] (Ash and Pikachu are bouncing in, clearly hyper.) Ash: βProfessor Oak! We just found this weird map of arrows in the tall grass. What…
Static in the Sweetness
Electrical or magnetic induction: Influence. What are you allowing to influence you? We talk about influence like it is this abstract fogβsomething we drift through but cannot name. But it…
π¦Ή Ursula vs Ariel
Girl. You have an entire kingdom. You are out here trading your diaphragm for a man with a boat and no discernible interior life. Cool, your romantic compass is broken…
κ© Posthumous Boundaries
Lovecraftian pizza cult warning sigils A collection of weathered beauty Ignores unknown callers Exiles turned oracles Short Snarky Utterly iconic Cacophony of colour Ancient. Regal. Absolutely heard mermaid gossip (and…
Bethisms
messages sent:Β (me) As a manager: βOkay, so on the wall here I have written all of the things that need to be done. In the bowl in front of…